IOWA BEER ALERT: Elkman is again on the loose

IOWA BEER ALERT: Elkman is again on the loose by Martin

December 19, 2011, 3:59 pm
Filed under: Olde Main News

Late in the overnight hours of December the 19, in the cellars of Olde Main brewery, brewers Jeff “Puff” Irvin and “Big” John Rundall reported sighting the elusive Elkman. The Elkman has not been spotted since its disappearance after the notorious escapades of winter 2010. Some would refer to the Elman as a rogue, others may say a hero.  Either way, all can agree that the Elkman is a dark, stout figure with a character just sweet and creamy enough to warm the coldest of hearts.

If you reside in or are traveling to the central Iowa area, be on the lookout. The Elkman is known to thrive in the local social scene. We can expect pubs, bars, and restaurants across the region to be in the path of this mythic beast. (See artist rendering below)

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